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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

OST 8: Rollin' With The BenzO

A Mercedes should never win the Cadillac of poker. Another OST, another non-league winner. The Bad Beats Boys are definitely not representin' this year.

We ended up with only 15 players last night (one less than the number of years ultra-snack gymnast Shawn Johnson's has been on this Earth). It all came down to McDaddy and BenzO grinding it out heads-up over some soft-porn on Skinemax (or was that actually the Haitian version of Reservoir Dogs on TV?). You already know how it ended.

Top tier for this event:

1) BenzO - $190
2) McDaddy - $80
3) Iceman - $30

Two OSTs left. Lots of points still available. Even if you're short-stacked, you're still in the game. But you've to SHOW UP to win.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Busting My Online Cherry

Two weeks ago, the good folks over at PokerStars.com decided to throw me $5.00 in *real money* to jack around with. I'd been playing in the *play money* games for a few weeks, and had clicked on the *make a deposit* tab a few times to see what the process looked like to get in the game for real. My inquiries likely peaked after I accepted and invitation to play in a *free roll* tournament with about 2,000 players the week before (top prize was $100). Their marketing folks are good.

Since receiving the free stake, I've made a nice little run and had a blast playing in the 1/2 cent micro-level no limit hold'em games as well as 10 cent no-limit hold'em tournaments with *turbo* blinds (360 players/40 tables/$1,500 to start/blinds up ever 5 minutes - it is INSANE). The tournaments generally pay-out the top 10 percent of the field.

As of tonight, after winning my first real money tournament, I'm sitting at $16.50 available for real money play. Plenty to keep playing at the micro level for a while, and well on my way to entering some $2.00 + .20 cent higher pay out games.

If you're looking to get in on some online play without making a deposit, try taking the path that I took above. I'll likely make a larger real money deposit to take advantage of the deposit bonus, but I'm truly enjoying playing with the house's money for now!

You can find me playing under *Porqchop*, with SpaceJam playing online as *SpaceJam08* (he plays in higher stakes games than I do!). Hope to see you guys out there.

This is how you crack Aces: (click image to enlarge)


Heading into heads-up play: (click image to enlarge)


Representing the Bad Beats boys: (click image to enlarge)

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

OST 7: The Iceman Cometh

For the first time since league play started, the top three finishers were non-league members. As Marneus would say, "that's weak sauce." Only Porqchop scored in the bonus for this event (and it was the ass-end of the bonus structure at that).

Everyone's homework assignment for next month is to repeat the following phrase before bed every night, "Not in our house... Not in our house... Not in our house..."

Our newest Cooler, the Iceman, carved his way through a large field of players beating T-Bone in a grind-it-out heads up match. Look out for him if he joins the league next year.

OST 7 top four:
1. Iceman - $240
2. T-Bone - $120
3. Mrs. The Face - $60
4. Porqchop - $20

There are still three regular season games left, and plenty of time to go on a nice rush to make the Final Table. See you all next month!

Friday, June 20, 2008

Louisiana Hold’em

I was cleaning-up my hard drive, and stumbled upon this game variant from some time back. Lets give it a shot at our next cash game.

There’s a new game in town… and it’s chock-full o’ suck outs. As you burn your way through a single deck at a time, and the River rises quickly, this game’s designed for insanely fast play… and some mighty fine pots.

During our traditional weekly post-game email exchange, Hirp, Marneus and I stumbled upon an idea for a new game that’s turned out to be quite fun. As we waxed poetic about the seemingly endless string of River suck outs we’ve all endured at one time or another, we pondered whether or not we should devise a game where you skip the Flop and the Turn… and head straight down to the River to deal with the inevitable draw out.

Hirp and I had a chance to try this new gem of a game out through two rounds of tournament play on Saturday night (the lil’ beyotch owes me $2).

Here’s how you play:

- With it’s limited betting opportunities, the game absolutely has to be played no limit to enable bluffing and sizable pots.
- Similar to traditional Texas Hold’em, you start out with two cards down, bet and wait for the Flop.
- What’s different between this game and how it’s played in its neighboring Texas is, that the Flop consists of one card, which also serves as the River and the last round of betting.
- The game is played with a single deck at a time, so Blackjack players and card counters will have a slight advantage over those with short-term memory disabilities.
- The game can be played in either cash or tournament formats.
- In tournament play, the blinds go up each time you burn through a deck.
- In cash game play, you play through a deck and reshuffle when you don’t have enough cards for another round. It’s recommended that you burn through at least three decks before the end of the game and the pass of the deal to a different format cash game.
- Information is king in this game. With a single deck in play at any one time, knowing what cards have been played will allow players to make better decisions later in a round.
- If all players check at the River, all must show their cards. If a bettor is not called, he need not show his cards (nor would the players who folded their hands).
- With three cards, Full Houses and Quads are not possible, nor are simple straights or flushes honored. However, to add some spice, the Straight Flush is in play – and as such beats Three-of-a Kind, a Pair and High Card.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

OST 6: Resistance Is Futile

You people really should listen to me more. I don't bluff.

Yesterday afternoon I called a Marneus/Holy Mohly heads-up match to end the night, and that's exactly what we got. If only I could see the future of my own cards so well.

If you have any recap to offer on the night's play, feel free to use the Comments section below.

Your top four for OST 6 were:
1) Marneus -$250
2) Holy Mohly - $130
3) Space.Jam - $60
4) Skrawg - $20

OST 7 will be back at my place on Tuesday, July 15.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Rock God

Okay, so this is a bit of a change of pace. But you've got to check this kid out (and watch all the way to the end).

I suck bad at Guitar Hero, but I can appreciate those that can throw the silicone hammer down. This kid supposedly holds the Guiness World Record for highest single Guitar Hero score at 97% and some insane number like 840,000 points for strumming to this song from a band called Dragonforce ("Through The Fire And The Flames"). He breaks that record, hard.

Mad, stupidly sick skills. I've got my work cut out for me if I'm going to put Guitar Hero God on the resume for the job search.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

OST 5: Back From The Dead

Another weak turnout brought new life to many players seasons, and lead to Porqchop's first win of the of the year.

We only had 16 players in total this evening, two of those being non-league players. Let's all hope that we get better representation from all league members as we head closer to the dog days of summer.

Tonight was definitely the night of the quads, with at least four players hitting them in pots that played all the way to The River. Porqchop hit a set of sixes on the flop that turned to quads to take out Holy Mohly and Jack Chaser in one of the larger pots of the night. Crazy stuff!

Top three:
1. Porqchop - $190
2. Giggity - $90
3. Holy Mohly - $40

OST 6 will be played on Tuesday, June 17. Put it on your calendars boys!

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

OST 4: Space.Jam Goes All The Way

After making a dozen or so Final Tables and bonus point finishes, Space.Jam finally popped his OST champ cherry last night, beating Skrawg in a grind-it-out heads-up match.

Ferg was bubble boy in what seemed like an endless four-way match to get to the cash and bonus level. There may have been more money in the cash game last night than the main event. McDaddy, The Devil, Jack Chaser and Giggity all finished with a net positive cash flow. Up and Down the River definitely won the ugly game of the night award, followed closely by The Devil's subjective rules version of Razz.

I'm not sure of the payouts as there was some discrepancy over the player numbers for last night, but here are the top three finishers:
1. Space.Jam
2. Skrawg
3. MoeCephus

Skrawg will be in Europe next month, so OST 5 will be played at Porqchop's place on Tuesday, May 20.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Bad Beats Open : 7 Top

It was a disappointing turnout for the Spring Bad Beats open last night. 48 invitations went out, seven players showed up (and only four were league players). I think that's pretty lame. Especially when the NCAA basketball regional finals are on TV.

In the money:
1. Devil Down - $90 (chopped heads-up)
2. Mrs. The Face - $80 (chopped heads-up)
3. RayFull - $20

The Devil and I ended up playing two $10 buy-in heads-up tournaments after the first game ended. I'm expecting much better league attendance the next time out!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Projected Final Table Redline

So what does everyone think the magic number will be as the cut-off for the Final Table this year? Last year, it was right at 1,000 points.

I'm projecting that if you have 1,150 points this season... you're in!

OST 3: The Devil, You Know

Devil Down finally returned to Season 1 form at last night's game.

The dry aces were hitting hard, and he caught the dream hand (pocket rockets) on a big blind as the blinds were creeping towards the $1,000/ $2,000 level.

You'd better plan on hitting junk if you're going to beat The Devil this year.

Your top three for OST 3:
1. Devil Down - $220
2. Chappy - $110
3. Ron Mexico - $50

Drifter and Rog4Gov have decided to sit out this season.

Last night also marked the first time we've had under 20 players in over a year. Let's try to make a better showing for the April game!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

One More Thing...

Devil Down's new infatuation seems to be focused on Jennifer Tilly. His taste buds must have become totally numbed by that incessant chewing at the table. That, or he's fallen in love with a spit/dip cup.

OST 3: Update

Still playing when I left at 11:15: Ron Mexico, Chappy, Devil Down and McDaddy. Still a lot of chips in play, but it appeared that Ron Mexico had the chip lead. Only 19 players total tonight. A weak league turnout.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Error Correction

If you've checked the standings out here in the last couple of days, they were wrong. We inadvertently doubled-up on Holy Mohly's score, and shorted MoeCephus. All is good now, and the standings to the right are accurate. Sorry for the F-up.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Devil's Plaything


You were right Devil Down, she's smokin' hot. She's hotter than scat. I don't know what I was thinking.

But the sheer magnitude of hottness displayed in the photo above is dwarfed by the level of class displayed in this photo (warning don't view at work, or with a full stomach). What a skank hole.

If you dare to view, spend some time with the Comments section. "Was she a man?" and "It looks like a stitched up clam" are two of my favorites.

Hilarious.

OST 2: Ron Mexico, Back From Siesta

Ron Mexico tattooed his trademark Filthy Sanchez on a majority of the players last night, enabling him to pull an OST victory out in his first trip back to the league since last season. Muy bien, bendeho.

I think we had three players out before the second set of blinds ended, and five players left with blinds at $3,000/$6,000. What began as a wild night ended up as a slow, grinding dry hump of a poker game.

In the money:

1. Ron Mexico - $230
2. Porqchop - $120
3. Ferg - $50
4. Dakota Skye - $20

Our next league game is set for Tuesday, March 18. Hope none of you screwed yourself by making some kind of lame-ass spring break plans. Updated stats will be posted when available.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Skrawg On The Prowl

Thought I'd share some pics from Skrawg's big family outing to the Magic Kingdom in advance of our next game. Apparently, OSTs aren't the only place Skrawg's fond of showing he's playa'. The only question I have is whether Snow White's writing down her number... or giving him directions on how to get in touch with the other Six Dwarves (I'm sure she assumed that he already had Hirp's digits).

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Grinding It Out

If we're all still playing together in 20 years, it feels like a name change might be in order. How 'bout the Bad Livers? Other ideas?

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Courtesy Wipe

If you're ever faced with the decision of either raking a pot you just won, or cleaning the mess you just created by spilling your beer in your over exuberant victory celebration, here's a tip... clean up your mess. And then tip your dealer.