Error Correction

If you've checked the standings out here in the last couple of days, they were wrong. We inadvertently doubled-up on Holy Mohly's score, and shorted MoeCephus. All is good now, and the standings to the right are accurate. Sorry for the F-up.

The Devil's Plaything

You were right Devil Down, she's smokin' hot. She's hotter than scat. I don't know what I was thinking.

But the sheer magnitude of hottness displayed in the photo above is dwarfed by the level of class displayed in this photo (warning don't view at work, or with a full stomach). What a skank hole.

If you dare to view, spend some time with the Comments section. "Was she a man?" and "It looks like a stitched up clam" are two of my favorites.

Hilarious.

OST 2: Ron Mexico, Back From Siesta

Ron Mexico tattooed his trademark Filthy Sanchez on a majority of the players last night, enabling him to pull an OST victory out in his first trip back to the league since last season. Muy bien, bendeho.

I think we had three players out before the second set of blinds ended, and five players left with blinds at $3,000/$6,000. What began as a wild night ended up as a slow, grinding dry hump of a poker game.

In the money:

1. Ron Mexico - $230
2. Porqchop - $120
3. Ferg - $50
4. Dakota Skye - $20

Our next league game is set for Tuesday, March 18. Hope none of you screwed yourself by making some kind of lame-ass spring break plans. Updated stats will be posted when available.

Skrawg On The Prowl

Thought I'd share some pics from Skrawg's big family outing to the Magic Kingdom in advance of our next game. Apparently, OSTs aren't the only place Skrawg's fond of showing he's playa'. The only question I have is whether Snow White's writing down her number... or giving him directions on how to get in touch with the other Six Dwarves (I'm sure she assumed that he already had Hirp's digits).